This is here for the benefit of my current Hellsing characters. Those being:

- Integral Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing (steeldame)
- Schrödinger (cutecatenvoy)

What is this for?

♥ To contact me for something characterization wise you believe iffy and are afraid to tell me so over AIM (Larisa Thessaly) or email (thess.fan.of.hellsing@gmail) concerning any of these three characters alone. Anon or signed up. Comments are to be screened. I'll know and if you want a reply, I'll try to give you that (and unscreened if you want me to). OOCness, stagnant development, inconsistency, unfair info modding, probable godmodding, etc, etc. None of this are done in purpose, but I'm human and I can easily make stupid mistakes. Want to fix them up.

♥ Rl vored me and I'm unable to thread/be active/get you back for a plot! Too of that AIM is just being an ass too. So this will be a message center and heads up! Link me any important stuff I missed.

♥ Anyone who's interested to play Schrödinger (and KNOW the canon), dooooo ping me. I'm more than willing to have him in hands of another so I can avoid playercest. Integral's not for trade, sorry.

♥ Two clarifications about Integral. She comes from ye olde poly ground rules where characters updates weren't allowed (characters almost NEVER left the City lest asking mods' approval) and when time exactly than their world (no "returned to their moment" thingie back then). Thus, we old Hellsing crew, with Heart of Dreams I start source, had to dwell in AU world from then on to fit those issues (we didn't have a crystal ball about what will Hirano do, sorry!). As she has already almost two years of City development, I won't perform an update that mess with this until the Manga is over. (Edit: The Manga ended! AxI has a canonical-like seal, even! W00t, I want to canon update her between chapter 94-95, but sadly I lack icons of patch-wearing younger Integra, when fanartist throw me more than two meager pics, I'll update her for sure *excited*!). Her personality was hardly subject to any change in the last volumes, thus, characterization wise, I don't think it's trouble (Integral's development is stronger in the first half of Hellsing). VHD crossover thingie was mod approved. Those two doubts I hope don't need further clarification.

♥ Cookies?

It has been confirmed: Officer Seras Victoria has departed from the City. I would like to inform her peers of the police force her absence immediately, Princess Cornelia. We have lost a steadfast justice defender. Godspeed, Police Girl. Protect our country in the name of your Masters.

The bloody cat apparently left with her. Better news impossible. None of us felt inclined to invite Major and his allies to a peaceful outdoor activity yesterday either, another good thing that brand of curse did not force us to make fools of ourselves in joint camaraderie with own sworn enemies.

Hm. Who is looking for employment? I would be interested in looking for:

a) Domestic kept help. One maid is certainly not enough for large headquarters.
b) Demon or vampire hunters who are not squeamish about working with Nosferatu in missions.

Deliver your resumes to me, Sir Integral Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing.

[[Private]]

Goddammit, Seras!!

What? [Silence. Static.] Walter? Alucard? Alucard! This resembles my headquarters but I'm sure they aren't! Bloody hell, what is this about?

[rustle of the fabric of her long skirt as she kneels in front of the communication device.]

This is Sir Integral Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing. Is there anyone copying my transmission? Sir Penwood? Sir Islands?

Horoscopes are nothing more than charlatans' bluffing and this should remain unchanged. Bloody Hell, Walter. I tried to keep my distance but that bleeding curse ended the last shred of patience I still possessed.

[[Stark]]

How is our project faring?

[[Headquarters]]

While the Warden elections seldom affect us, there is so much to be said about precaution. Two candidates in this time, neither of them seem to be strong enough, while they are better choices than the last one. As expected, a prominent circus is made by their friends. This is why real politics are kept from the ignorant hands of the masses, because in the end it becomes a distasteful popularity contest.

Of the two options, Setsuna F. Seiei is the one who sounds more convincing. What this chaotic City needs is discipline, his military manner reminds me to our esteemed Commander Vimes. What do you think, Seras? You would be the one who is personally impacted by the Wardens.

Carrying on to personal business: D. Alucard. We have a discussion in due.

Hm. I suppose a proper Anglican priest is too much asking for this upcoming Easter, I am content if bloody pagan "gods" do not attempt to spoil the week with their sacrilegious rituals. This is highly unlikely after Xulchilbarra graciously vacated the City, however I wouldn't lower my guard.

Millennium has been quiet as of late, including their obnoxious pet.

[[Tony Stark]]

Alucard and I appreciate your hospitality yesterday, Mr. Stark. I look forward the fruits of your labour.

[[Headquarters]]

Tony Stark of City Solutions is working on a project to modify one of his flying cars into a well-armed vehicle able to withstand the a trip into Millennium's Zeppelin in the sea. He assures me that he will take between one and two weeks to complete my request. I hope this shall not conflict our Easter plans.

A word, Alucard.

[[Megumi]]

Would you like to have tea with me to-- It would be the best to give her space.

Has it ended? The row of multiple curses have lasted three days in the past, this is the first time I can recall it has been over in the second day. Hm.

Carrying on to more important affairs, I am looking for a competent chef with knowledge of English and international cuisine. If you qualify for this job, do send a message to me and I would provide a date for the interview appointment.

[[Filtered from Millennium and Delilah]]

Does anybody count with means to travel into a well-protected craft that is currently located over the sea?

[[Headquarters]]

Most likely I wouldn't be available tonight. If there is an emergency, contact me immediately, otherwise I expect no interruptions. Is that clear?

[[Megumi]]

Do you have compromises for late this afternoon?

Hm. The prehistoric saurian menace makes its return. A bloody classic. At the very least this time the amount of potential damage was confined within the zoo and the creatures aren't stampeding within the City proper again. After the scandalous public performance of the vast majority of the population two days ago, this is a welcome change.

[[Girlycard]]

I believe you owe me an explanation. Did this incident transpire during the curse? I do hope that your answer is affirmative, Alucard. Because if it isn't, there better be a bloody good excuse for your behaviour.

[[Seras]]

With Lieutenant Hawkeye's departure earlier this month, what can you tell me of the new official heads of the police, Seras? They must be reported that one of the former criminals, Alexis Hargreaves, has returned and has renewed his nefarious activities. If they don't, I would have Alucard take care of the rubbish as usual.

Where is she?!

You have until dawn to return Megumi Yamamura alive and unharmed or to deliver her into the Hospital if she is injured. Were my demands not be fulfilled by the time the ultimatum expires, I shall hunt you down personally. You know who you are.

Returned...

[[Filtered to Hellsing -friends/allies/workers-]]

We are proceeding to move into our newest headquarters located in northeast area of the woods. The option to live with us in the installations we offer is left open. I would prefer that my trustworthy household remains together, however the nature of this City makes all relationships not as permanent as I'd like to.

Alucard. Release Baskerville at sunrise. Sniff out this filth for me and find Megumi. Meanwhile, Seras, I'd like you to contact the police.

Search and destroy!

Finally a modicum of peace and quiet. Enduring the bloodlust is one thing, however bearing Horace's incessant chatter is something I am not willing to tolerate.

You can release him from the jar when you recover your body, D. In the meantime, I would ask anybody with a pulse to keep away from me today. This surely is a vexing inconvenience, but I'm not willing to test the limits of my self-restrain.

Alucard... You keep your bloody distance as well. After that rough awakening.

Bastien Michalis is still missing. This City has a peculiar sense of humour to remove my stable personnel without prior warning. Mr. Bond has also departed, however his portrait does feature in the Hall. Godspeed about his journey to end pending business. For Her Majesty and the country.

The remaining Dracula is far too quiet. Is Vladislaus still amongst us? There is a wedding invitation I must deliver to him.

[[Hellsing = House staff+agents+very close friends here= ]]

I am already seeking a potential substitute for Bastien. I suspect the Major is behind his suspicious absence. He has certain fondness to borrow my butlers as he seems unable to look for his own bloody domestic aid.

Once the headquarters are built, we must deal with him and his threat once and for all. Speaking of which, have you progressed at all without Bastien, Alucard? Mr. Bond was diligent enough to deliver a disk with my request before he disappeared. I expect you to finish before our marriage is officially sealed. Look for more employees if your current ones are insufficient.

Meanwhile, we must divide our efforts and patrol the underground.

(ooc; That meme thing and this for ooc plotting with any of my characters!).

Has anyone heard of Bastien Michalis? He has been missing for days. He's far too diligent to skip day works without a single notice.

[[Hellsing]]

The same question is directed at you. Haruko, Alucard: I should hope neither if you are involved in the man's disappearance. I have a business briefing with a potential employee in about a hour. Make haste to Cafe Juliet with my order of Earl Grey, thinly sliced cucumber sandwiches, smoked salmon sandwiches, strawberry tart and scones.

Immediately.

D... is he gone again?

[[Buffy]]

Four-thirty. The tea mustn't get cold.

[And so Integra awakes in a cold corridor, a floor below hers, still clothed in her pyjamas.]

...oh Hell. These are certainly not my quarters or my bed.

[Flicks of a lighter, puffs. Of course, she carries a cigar and light even in her bedclothes!]

How did I get down here? If this isn't part of a curse, heads will roll for this outrage. [A chuckle, amused. Those around her would notice stitches CROSSES on her forehead] Oddly enough, that idea sounds far more pleasant today.

What would it be? Bring a coat to me, Alucard.

(ooc; Integra Noah. Tyki got Integra's cigars Badass!Normal True Man + Alucard's blood effects she ignores IT EXISTS/aren't applied on her yet).

There wasn't this amount of cheap melodrama over the bloody zombies or the aftermath harsher curses such as the black plague or the witch trials. Food for thought over what we choose to protest about.

[[James Bond // Visible to Alucard]]

Tea shall be served at four-thirty o'clock sharp.

[[Hellsing]]

Mr. Bond was invited for tea this afternoon. Alucard and I shall brief with him over our concerns and I don't desire any disturbances. You will be allowed to enter into my office in order to serve the snacks and pour the tea; once you are done, leave immediately, Bastien.

Darjeeling this time, if you may.

Haruko, be quiet and don't snoop this time. I will not tolerate lack of manners.

[[Girlycard]]

Has Walter showed any sign of progress about accepting the City's nature?

I am... already an old grandma.

[Silence]

...In the future, Alucard, I would request you to speed up your bloody late homecoming!

Added later when she realizes this was posted: [[Girlycard]]

Does Walter know?

(ooc; L-Lol. Chapter 95. Brb, uploading icons).

Walter? Walter! Where did he go? He was standing behind me a moment ago. Sir Penwood? My father never told me you were fond of practical jokes. A man of your age should do something better with his leisure time.

You can all come out. Why don't you?

[Steps. Sudden halt.]

Alucard! Come here. Your Master is calling you!

[High pitched sound. A window being opened wide]

There's a strange landscape. This cannot be London.

Bloody hell. Was I kidnapped?

[Clears throat.]

I, SIR INTEGRAL FAIRBROOK WINGATES HELLSING, DEMAND TO MY ABDUCTORS TO SHOW THEMSELVES.

Face me and the consequences of your actions!

I was forced to stand in a queue for nearly two hours. What is this hellish madness to purchase a simple package of cigars?

[[Younger Alucard]]

How is he faring? Have he been adapting to the City thus far?

[[Hellsing]]

How is the project advancing, Alucard? I want a full report about what is there to inspect. I would need the blueprints of the building after the holidays. I conversed with Mr. Bond. He would be designing the security system for us. That Mr. Bond.

While I encourage your artistic exploits, Haruko, don't forget about the Christmas dinner this Eve. We have guests to attend, do try to set your musical performance early during the twenty-fourth. Speaking of which, Bastien, I do hope you aren't a rubbish cook to cater formal events. If your skills are below the average, look for an exceptional chef.

What are you doing up there, Alucard? You are supposed to put at rest the undead and not collaborate to raise them from their slumber.

Dresden is clearly a bad influence for you.

Since you both are already on that beast, why don't you stop by the Major's home and corroborate if his shields work against the dead saurians? His pathetic ghoul army is being taken care of as we speak, but I'm dying to know how the impact against the Zeppelin would be like. Indulge me, please.

[[Hellsing]]

D. Alucard. Seras. Report.

Have your Deringer ready, Bastien, I'm starting the engines of the Rolls Royce.

Zombies. Ghouls, they are certainly not. Too slow, too aimless, they cannot even wield weapons. Must it always be this unsightly pest the one that strikes the City again and again? The whinging about the zombie's rights will begin in no time.

This infestation has grown to be more vexing than actually dangerous. Don't panic, barricade your homes and stay inside after sunset. Let the professionals take care of this threat.

[[Hellsing]]

Should I even repeat the orders you must know? Target the ones who are truly dead, threaten civilians and have passed a threshold of no clear return.

Search and destroy!!

I assume that you don't know how to drive an automobile, Bastien. No matter, you shall come with me and assist me with my weaponry supply tonight.

The number of candidates in this run has narrowed considerably into the most inconvenient choices by all appearances. However, unlike most who expressed their concerns about the age of the Wardens-to-be, I am more worried about their leadership potential, upbringing and maturity to be able to carry out their duties. I was in my tender twelve years old when I became one of the few who had a seat of power in my country; to reproach their youth would be highly hypocritical.

Elaborate your platform or I would abstain from voting this time.

[[Hellsing Organisation]]

Seeing Bastien and Alucard are both occupied with the construction of our headquarters. I want you assign the preparatives to our Christmas dinner to you, Haruko. Seras will help you to know what I want precisely to celebrate the holidays.

Do not fail me.